Timmy: "I almost bit my ear drum!"
Timmy: "I got a ear lash in my eye!"
Jacob: "I ate so much, I got lots of muscles here!"
Timmy (after throwing a toy): "That make Jesus sad?"
"Yes, it did"
Timmy: "That make Grandpa sad?"
"Yes"
Timmy: "That make the little monkeys sad?"
"What little monkeys?"
Timmy :"The little monkeys with the tails!"
Jacob: "Hey Mom, I need to ask you something!"
"Ok, what is it?"
Jacob: "It still morning time?"
"Nope, it's almost supper time."
Jacob: "We can have ice cream?"
Timmy: "We go to church tomorrow?"
"No, not tomorrow. Not until the next day."
Timmy: "It makes Jesus happy when we go to church?"
"Yes, it does."
Timmy: "But we not go tomorrow?" [he sure knows how to make one feel guilty!]
Jacob: "I'm burning up with sweat!"
Timmy: "Jesus died?"
"Yes, He did."
Timmy: "Jesus got hurted?"
"Yes, He got very hurt."
Timmy: "I give Jesus a toy and a band-aid. That make Him happy?"
Timmy: "I'm a thirsty lady!"
We went into the Dollar Store and I told the boys they could each pick out something.
Jacob: "Tim, you want a spatula?"
