I showed a deer track to Dave and asked if he knew what kind of animal made the print.
"umm…is it a tiger?"
Mike: "Mom, come quick! Tim found a REAL racoon feather!"
Mike: "Underneath my hair I have a bald head."
Dave: "I do NOT want to wear those pants." (half-crying)
"Why not?"
Dave: "Because they are not beautiful."
Dave was sick so we had a special sippy cup for his water. Jacob then tells me "I accidentally took a drink from Dave's water." I said "oh no!", to which he responded "It's ok, I washed it off first."
Timmy: "I have a hole in my pants."
Mike (very excited): "Oh! That's ok!! Then you can scratch in it!"
Mike: "Your forehead is all shiny and you look like a mushroom up on top your head."
Mike: "If it gets hot today, can we go swimming?" (January)
"What's your favorite color?"
Dave: "Yellow"
"Why is that your favorite?"
Dave: "Because it's perfect!"
Timmy: "I don't like fish."
Jacob: "Yes you do! You eat it all the time! You love chicken and chicken is made out of fish."
Mike: "We were just hunting for cheetahs and rattlesnakes. Nothing else."
We were all outside and Dave went in for a few minutes. When he came back, I asked him what he was doing inside.
"I was not eating anyone's candy."