Quotable Quotes

Jacob: Need another baby (when David was 2 weeks old)

me: We just got another baby!

Jacob: Need another one

me: we do? why?

Jacob: Name this one baby Roger  [I guess when you've got a good name like that, you need to find a baby to go with it]

The boys were playing outside and Timmy came in. Jacob pops his head in the door and yells "Come back, Timmy! Miss you, Timmy! Miss you!"

I went into the boys room to get them up in the morning and Jacob tells me he's wet. 

Me: "ok, how wet are you?" (wondering if he just had a wet diaper, or if he'd leaked and gotten his clothes wet)

Jacob: "Two inches!"

Looking at a picture of St. Anthony, I asked Timmy who the little baby was. "Roger."