Quotable Quotes

 Dominic: "Jacob, can I see that one? I want to see what kind it is."
Jacob: "It's a CAT 992 wheel loader!"

Me: "Good morning, boys! Happy St. Nicholas Day!"
Timmy: "What's St. Nicholas Day?"
Me: "It's the day when we remember all the good things that St. Nicholas did." (which we'd talked about the night before)
Timmy: "When's Uncle Jeff Day?"   [Nicholas is a cousin and Uncle Jeff is his dad]

Jacob sneezes then asks "Where do the great big huge 'bless you's' come from?"

Timmy, putting on his church shirt: "I feel sharp!"

Jacob: "I don't need to go potty. Went potty a few days ago."

Michael randomly screeches super loudly for no apparent reason. I asked Jacob what we could do to make him stop. "Maybe throw him in the river."

Jacob, what are you going to be when you grow up? "Umm, maybe a Toolcat Man or a Bobcat man or a Mower man or a Stump Grinder man."

Jacob was eating breakfast when he looked down and saw some eggs had fallen onto his shirt. He got all excited and said "Look! Eggs coming out of my belly button!"