Quotable Quotes

Sitting in church after Mass...
Timmy: Where is Jesus?
Dominic: He's in the little gold box up on the altar.
Timmy: I be a good boy!
Dominic: Yes, you need to be a good boy so you can be with Jesus.
Timmy: But I not fit!

Jacob accidentally fell asleep one afternoon and had a rough time waking up. He followed me into the kitchen and said "I want to eat supper. I'm falling to pieces!"

Me: "Jacob, leave your bedroom door open in case Timmy wants to come out."

Jacob: "Timmy can't come out! Timmy stuck in the river. I try to pull him out with the combine. It has a chain on it. Grrrr....."

Me: "How are you feeling, Jake?"

Jacob: "Worse"

Me: "Worse than what?"

Jacob: "Worse than ever!"

Me: "Do you want some green tea?"

Jacob: "No, me no like that stuff."

Me: "You don't? You used to love this stuff!"

Jacob: "No, me a big boy now. Now I like spicy stuff." (spicy stuff = fizzy pop)