Jacob: "There's one truck on the road! <pause> Dad, there's TWO trucks on the road!! Must be an emergency!"
Timmy: "I love Davey. He's always happy."
Jacob: "This not working good. It's not a good system. Need a new system."
Me: "What should we do today?"
Timmy: "Wanna go...wanna go...wanna go...wanna go...wanna go...wanna go...to Little Bear's House?"
Looking at a field covered in dandelions...
Jacob: "How do all the kids get to the field?"
"Why do kids need to get to the field?"
Jacob: "To pick dandelions for their Mamas!"
On a very rainy day...
Timmy: "Dad, did you hear that noise?"
Dad: "No, what did it sound like?"
Timmy: "It says "Timmy, you can go outside now!"
Jacob, struggling to pull up his underpants: "I too fat for underpants!"
Timmy: "It went WAY fast! It was sweet!!"
Jacob: "Why is this piece of water here?"
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