Quotable Quotes

 

"Did you go for a walk in the woods today?"

Timmy: "Yep, but not with our feet. With the Ranger."

"Who wants lunch?"

Timmy: "Me!! I want chocolate."

Timmy goes into his room to get some socks. "I've got really good taste!" (as he returns with white socks)

Timmy, looking at a 1/4 moon: "That moon looks like a beard!"

"A beard?! Oh, do you mean a mustache?"

Jacob: "It's a mus-beard!"

Playing in the sand box:

Cousin: "Jacob, who is your very best friend in the whole world?"

no response

Cousin: "Jacob, who is your best friend?"

long pause

Jacob: "I'm building a road. I can't talk right now."

"Some people call it a stream, some people call it a creek. What do you call it?"

Jacob: "I call it a streak."

Jacob: "Mom, this is a big one! I can't handle a big one!"

Jacob, coming downstairs and seeing the Lego blocks all over the place: "Oh! What a gorgeous mess!"