Quotable Quotes

 

Timmy: "My arm is all wrinkled up!"

"Your arm is all wrinkled up?"

"Yeah"

"What does that mean?"

"I don't know!"

Jacob: "Here's a present I got you from the Dollar Store."

"You got that from the Dollar Store?"

Jacob: "Yeah! It was on sale so I grabbed it."

Timmy: "Hey, Dad! I'm almost as tall as Davey!"

Jacob, half-crying: "There's something in my shoe. It feels like a hair. <pause> I think it's a mouse hair."

We put a hat on Timmy and it covered his eyes. 

Timmy: "Hey, you turned off my eyes!"

Jacob: "It's so cold out, I had to close my ears!"

Timmy: "I don't like logic. It's disgusting."

Mike: "Oooh! Pretty moon!! Gotta tell Grandma 'bout that!"

Timmy: "I just saw a waterfall."

"You did? Where?"

Timmy: "It wasn't running, though."