Quotable Quotes

Mike: "Mike get on a rocket ship and fly up to the moon. Gonna do it someday."

Jacob: "I'm gonna cut off your head! You're Saint Paul and I'm gonna cut off your head."

Mike, pointing to a picture: "Dinosaur!"

"That's actually a gorilla."

Mike: "Kinda like a dinosaur!"

"Well, not too much like one..."

Mike: "Little much like one!"

Timmy: "Dad, ant eaters are yucky and nasty."

Mike: "I am not having a very good day!"

During Mass, the choir starts singing and Mike pipes up: "Good song! Good song!"

"Who made you?"

Mike: "God."

"Why did God make you?"

Mike: "Because He's awesome and loves me."  

"What's your first name?"

Mike: "Michael"

"What's your last name?"

Mike: "Blanchardville."

Timmy: "My underpants are not doing a good job for me!"

Timmy: "What's that bump on the road?"

Dad: "That's a dead squirrel."

Timmy: "What did he die from?"

Dad: "A truck ran him over."

Timmy: "Oh. Should we stop and say a prayer for him?"

Dad: "No, because squirrels can't get up into Heaven."

Jacob: "Yeah! They just sink away into the mud!"

Michael: "It's snowing! It's snowing! Thank you, God!"