Michael: "I just wish the moon would come out!"
Jacob: "That's just a young loaf of bread."
"This is just plain water. Is that what you want?"
Timmy: "No, I want just plain juice."
Jacob: "Tim, let's have some fun! You ring the doorbell and I'll listen for it."
Michael: "He's going hiking in his skid steer!"
Jacob brought his broken excavator to me and wanted me to fix it.
Me: "I think it's missing a piece."
Jacob: "Yeah, it's missing 2 pieces. I buried them in the sandbox."
Timmy: "We are going south. Mom, is south up north?"
Jacob: "I feel dizzy."
Uh oh... What does it feel like?
Jacob: "It feels like a worm is driving a car around in my head."
Timmy: "If we eat rocks, we get germs in our body."
"No, we don't eat rocks, but that doesn't give us germs."
[all-knowing] Jacob: "Only if we eat gravel with the rocks."
Timmy: "Mom, we are St. George and we are pushing over dragons!"
Timmy: "When I eat barbecue sauce, it makes me tired."
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