Quotable Quotes

Mike: "Can we go for a Sunday Ranger ride?"

"How do you know it's Sunday?" (it was)

Mike: "Because the sun is out!"

Jacob: "I can go 7 minutes without food."   (which is pretty accurate, actually...)

Dad: "We'll have to tell Mom about that when we get home. She'll sure be surprised!" (they saw a farmer combining his field in January)

Timmy: "I doubt it. Not too many things surprise Mom."

"This isn't a safe place for little boys right now."

Mike: "Well...I'm a man."

Timmy: "I like miserable weather!"

"When you have the letters S and H together, they make the sound 'sh', like 'shovel' and 'shoot' and 'shiver' and -"

Timmy: "and 'Be Quiet!'"

"This one is 29 ounces. How am I going to remember that?"

Jacob: "I'll remember it for you. I can remember anything!"

<5 minutes later>

"Jacob, how many ounces was that one?"

Jacob: "24"

"No it was 29. I thought you could remember anything?"

Jacob: "I can remember everything except ounces."

Dad was reading the Boxcar Children to the boys. In the book, the kids had to wait for the library to open so they go there to research something.  Timmy: "But Dad, why don't they just ask Google?"