Quotable Quotes

Timmy: "Look! There's a red blue jay!"

Mike: "Oh, yeah, I don't want to go way up there! I could fall down and break my arm and break my leg and break my ear drum."

Timmy: "When the world was just first made, did they have band-aids?"

"Nope, they didn't."

Timmy: "So they just had to use a napkin and dab it?"

Mike: "Yep, it's a little bit yummy. But it's a little bit yucky, too."

Mike: "It's bleeding!!!"

"No it's not."

Mike: "Well...inside it is!"

Mike: "It sure is lucky that it's raining right now!"

"Why is that lucky?"

Mike: "Because now we can use our umbrellas!"

"I scraped my knuckle."

Mike: "Oh, can I see? ....ouch! I think you might die from that."

"No I won't die from that!"

Mike: "If you put a band-aid on it, then you won't die from it."

Mike: "Dad, are there nuts in these?" (sitting there eating plain cashews)

"Here's your dessert."

Jacob: "No, that's not dessert. That's just ordinary food."

Mike: "Uncle John is my cousin."

Jacob: "No, he's not. He's Dad's cousin."

Mike: "Mmmm.... what are we having? food? or chicken bones?"

"Mike, how's your foot?"

Mike: "It's five."

"It's fine?"

Mike: "No, five."

"It's five? What's five?"

Mike: "Umm... it's sort of like a number."