Quotable Quotes

 "You don't like the cake?"
Timmy: "Nope. It's kinda yum, but I don't like it."

Timmy: "Is that a desert?"
"No, that's a cemetery."
Timmy: "But cemeteries are deserts!"

Michael: "Mike gonna catch that spider and eat him! Tastes yummy. Tastes like chicken!"

Timmy: "I like the super tiny fireworks." (looking at the lightening bugs)

Timmy: "If we be quiet just right, we can almost hear the mosquitoes zizzing."

Jacob, putting on a black t-shirt: "I'm gonna attract all the sun so that nobody else gets burned."

3 Freightliner Semitrucks went past on the road.  Timmy: "Dad! Dad! Why are there so many Freightliners?"
Jacob: "It must be the cheapest thing out there."